Alan Tongue Selected in NRL All Stars Team
The NRL has today announced that Alan Tongue has been selected in the
NRL All Stars Team to take on the Indigenous All Stars team at the
Gold Coast on February 13
10 rules for a man to have a happy life
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home.2. It's important to have a woman who cooks from time to time.
3. It's important to have a woman who keeps the house clean.
4. It's important to have a woman who has a job.
5. It's important to have a woman who likes you.
6. It's important to have a woman who can be your very best friend.
7. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
8. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, who doesn't lie to you.
9. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed.
10. It's very, very important that these nine women do not know each other.
Sincerely,
Tiger Woods
Emily's hair grows back
Finally we start to see some hair growth againSimple Rules of Life
1. Never give yourself a haircut after three alcoholic beverages of any kind.
2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.
If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.
Read the full article for the full 13 rules
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Does it really matter?
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